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Tim Stevens is Un Gajje

It's not just a nickname, it's a way of life

Hello and welcome! So glad to have you joining us.

I am Tim Stevens, husband, father, booster of all things Newington, CT related etc etc. It seems unlikely you just found this site by accident so all that was probably review. Anyway, I freelance write for a variety of sites including, most prominently, Marvel.com (home of the House of Ideas) and New Paris Press (New England's online answer to the New Yorker). I also write for pure ha-ha's including the annual Tim Stevens's The January Project.

Oh, and then there's the whole almost a Doctor of Psychology thing (Psy D to be specific). 

I am available for further freelance work, birthday parties, and dangerous missions to save the planet. Happy to provide samples and recommendations related to all three.

This is my online home. Please enjoy.

 

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January 12, 2016 By: Tim Stevens
Tags: third person, prose, Spymob, The January Project, fair use
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January 12, 2016- Sitting Around Keeping Score

Freddy's having a bad day and cannot seem to find anything to do beyond "Sitting Around Keeping Score."

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January 11, 2016 By: Tim Stevens
Tags: faux email, The January Project, XTC
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January 11, 2016- Dear God

A reporter sending an email with the salutation "Dear God" and starts a conversation with the Almighty.

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January 10, 2016 By: Tim Stevens
Tags: limerick, "poetry", The White Stripes, The January Project
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January 10, 2016: I Want to be the Boy Who Warms Your Mom's Heart

Via limericks, a man tries to explain who exactly he ended up in her mom's pants just because "I Want to Be The Boy Who Warms Your Mom's Heart."

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January 09, 2016 By: Tim Stevens
Tags: dialogue, Father, The January Project
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January 9, 2016- Look at Wrist

A detective interrogates a suspect. The suspect tells him to "Look at Wrist." You won't believe what happens next!

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January 08, 2016 By: Tim Stevens
Tags: faux text, The January Project, Walk the Moon
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January 8, 2016- Big Bad Wolves

Sexting goes awry thanks to some "Big Bad Wolves."

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January 07, 2016 By: Tim Stevens
Tags: Vampire Weekend, The January Project, third person, prose
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January 7, 2016- White Sky

The city is strange. The world is different. There is no longer a "White Sky." And that's just the beginning

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January 06, 2016 By: Tim Stevens
Tags: faux press release, Billy Joel, The January Project
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January 6, 2016- Running on Ice

Watch Virgil "Running on Ice"! Thrill to Marsellus Wallace command the stage. And more! Derivative Entertainment has so many Pulp Fiction related products you won't want to live without!

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January 05, 2016 By: Tim Stevens
Tags: prose, third person, The January Project
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January 5, 2016- Please Say No

Dana doesn't have the strength to stop herself so she's asking Angela to "Please Say No."

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January 04, 2016 By: Tim Stevens
Tags: diary, faux letter, Toad the Wet Sprocket, The January Project
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January 4, 2016- Liars Everywhere

She knows now. No one can be trusted. No one. Except herself.

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January 03, 2016 By: Tim Stevens
Tags: monologue, The January Project, Natalie Merchant
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January 3, 2016: Carnival

Hamlet was wrong. Life's no play. Life's a broken down traveling fair the whole town comes out for while being grossed out and scared.

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January 02, 2016 By: Tim Stevens
Tags: "poetry", The January Project, Chvrches
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January 2, 2016: The Mother We Share

Mom's coming back to town, and siblings split, in verse, on their feelings.

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January 01, 2016 By: Tim Stevens
Tags: prose, The January Project, Adele, third person
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January 1, 2016: Hello

His sister calls after years away to say "Hello."

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December 31, 2015 By: Tim Stevens
Tags: The January Project
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Tim Stevens' The January Project Year 2016 Begins Tomorrow

It's that time of year again!

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January 29, 2015 By: Tim Stevens
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January 29, 2015: Give You Back

Kevin lets Darlene know that the time has come. The time to "Give You Back" to the dating pool.

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January 28, 2015 By: Tim Stevens
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January 28, 2015: Mercury

When she left, she shattered my father. But what's the big deal about "Mercury"?

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January 27, 2015 By: Tim Stevens
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January 27, 2015: I'll Take the Rain

Two birds debate the benefits of being upbeat...in verse!

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January 26, 2015 By: Tim Stevens
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January 26, 2015: The Pros and Cons of Breathing

Revisiting the old neighborhood (and the past) makes the burden of memories a little lighter in "The Pros and Cons of Breathing."

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January 25, 2015 By: Tim Stevens
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January 25, 2015: Dreams

He's a therapist that everyone insists is an expert in the paranormal. She's a woman who's dream man tells her the future every night. But what brings her to his door?

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January 24, 2015 By: Tim Stevens
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January 24, 2015: Why Go

Brynne opens the door to find a boy with a letter and a connection to a past she'd rather forget in "Why Go."

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January 23, 2015 By: Tim Stevens
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January 23, 2015: Talk About the Passion

Daisy hasn't been able to catch her sister Iris for days. It seems like all she's been doing is working, going home to shower and change, and working some more. But there are more pressing things going on. So why won't Iris stop? Find out in "Talk About The Passion."

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Tim Stevens is Un Gajje
It's not just a nickname, it's a way of life

Hello and welcome! So glad to have you joining us.

I am Tim Stevens, husband, father, booster of all things Newington, CT related etc etc. It seems unlikely you just found this site by accident so all that was probably review. Anyway, I freelance write for a variety of sites including, most prominently, Marvel.com (home of the House of Ideas) and New Paris Press (New England's online answer to the New Yorker). I also write for pure ha-ha's including the annual Tim Stevens's The January Project.

Oh, and then there's the whole almost a Doctor of Psychology thing (Psy D to be specific). 

I am available for further freelance work, birthday parties, and dangerous missions to save the planet. Happy to provide samples and recommendations related to all three.

This is my online home. Please enjoy.