January 10, 2016: I Want to be the Boy Who Warms Your Mom's Heart

“I Want to Be the Boy to Warm Your Mom’s Heart” by White Stripes from Elephant

Listen to it here

(photo from newlyweds.about.com)

(photo from newlyweds.about.com)

It’s not like what it sounds

Because even I can see how that implies inappropriateness abounds.

I just want her to like me

So you she’ll let me see.

Because right now I feel discarded like those single gloves in all those lost and founds.

I promise when I said she was fine,

I wasn’t angling for her to be mine.

You’re the one I love

Who before all else I place above

And that’s all I was going to say when I invited her out to dine.

Which brings us to the kiss

Wherein her forehead I did miss

Who did I end up affixed to her breast?

Yes, that was a bit messed.

But for real, that was not about my bliss.

So, in conclusion, I was just trying to get in her good graces

Please stop making those faces

The sex only happened now and then

And that was the first time in your den

I understand you are angry, but perhaps you could stop spraying me with so many maces?