Song: “Erase Me” by Kid Cudi from Man on the Moon II: The Legend of Mr. Rager

Dear Greg Harris,

I am writing on behalf of Ms. Julia Freeland to notify you she has retained the services of our company, CLEAN SLATE, INC. Specifically, the aforementioned client has requested the “Total Elimination” package.

This package, when completed, will result in the complete and utter removal of you from this timeline. As there are several other Earths, it will not be the end of Greg Harris, but it will be the erasure of this particular version of Greg Harris. We apologize for the inconvenience this may cause.

We encourage all individuals targeted by our packages to seek out our clients and make amends. It is no unusual for a client to forgive a target and retract their request. As we have a full money back guarantee as well, the client has no financial stake in going forward unless he or she absolutely wants the procedure completed.

We also warn all targets that we take our work very seriously. When think they will not ask for forgiveness or work it out with the client but rather will simply hide out until we are done and then live their life. We want to be clear. This is a not a possibility. We are very thorough. You will cease to exist, your past, present, and future utterly removed.

Thank you and good luck,

Barry Nesgrove

CLEAN SLATE, INC Advance Team