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Hello and welcome! So glad to have you joining us.

I am Tim Stevens, husband, father, booster of all things Newington, CT related etc etc. It seems unlikely you just found this site by accident so all that was probably review. Anyway, I freelance write for a variety of sites including, most prominently, Marvel.com (home of the House of Ideas) and New Paris Press (New England's online answer to the New Yorker). I also write for pure ha-ha's including the annual Tim Stevens's The January Project.

Oh, and then there's the whole almost a Doctor of Psychology thing (Psy D to be specific). 

I am available for further freelance work, birthday parties, and dangerous missions to save the planet. Happy to provide samples and recommendations related to all three.

This is my online home. Please enjoy.

 

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January 05, 2018 By: Tim Stevens
Tags: application, humor, The January Project
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January 5, 2018- 21 Questions

“21 Questions” by 50 Cent (ft. Nate Dog) from Get Rich or Die Trying

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APPLICATION FOR RELATIONSHIP

PERSONAL INFORMATION                                          DATE OF APPLICATION:______________

Name: ______________________________________________________________________
               Last                                                      First                                                    Middle

Address:____________________________________________________________________       
               Street (Apt)                                                        City, State                                   Zip

Alternate Address:_____________________________________________________________
                               Street (Apt)                                        City, State                                    Zip

(_____)______________________                     (____)_______________________________
Home Telephone                                                   Mobile Telephone

_______________________________________
Email

How did you learn about this opportunity?

                                                                                                                                                                                                               

Please answer the following questions in the spaces provided on the attached page in as much detail as possible/you feel comfortable with.
DO NOT skip any questions or your application will be invalidated.

1.)                How would you describe your style? Regardless of style, how do you feel about cowboy boots?

2.)                What color is your hair? Would you consider dyeing it a different color for a period of time for “fun”?

3.)                What’s your favorite position? (Please know that although I played shortstop, you should not choose that simply because of this fact.)

4.)                If I was on fire, what would you do? Why?

5.)                If I was not on fire but thought I was on fire, what would you do? Why?

6.)                If I was “on fire” and raining down the threes from all over the court, what would you do? Why?

7.)                Underwater sex? Anybody try it?

8.)                How are you doing today? Like really?

9.)                How about this weather, huh?

10.)             You hear about Pluto? Messed up: yes/no?

11.)             Can you believe the news today? Can you close your eyes and make it go away?

12.)             You know that bit on the end of shoelaces? Do you know what it’s called? Because I used to but I can’t remember now and it is SO frustrating.

13.)             Cake or pie? Favorite of both?

14.)             What’s more impressive: a crossover hit or a pure country hit?

15.)             You ever just, like, get tired? Like out of nowhere? That’s weird right?

16.)             Favorite movie directed by John McTiernan? Least favorite? Remember when he went to jail?

17.)             Can you make a Long Island Iced Tea? I love them but I can’t.

18.)             Would you like fries with that shake? Or are you more of chips kind of person?

19.)             Nic Cage: great or greatest?

20.)             What’s worse Bubonic Plague or the unexpected raisin in what you think is a chocolate chip cookie?

21.)             Am I capable of love?

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Hello and welcome! So glad to have you joining us.

I am Tim Stevens, husband, father, booster of all things Newington, CT related etc etc. It seems unlikely you just found this site by accident so all that was probably review. Anyway, I freelance write for a variety of sites including, most prominently, Marvel.com (home of the House of Ideas) and New Paris Press (New England's online answer to the New Yorker). I also write for pure ha-ha's including the annual Tim Stevens's The January Project.

Oh, and then there's the whole almost a Doctor of Psychology thing (Psy D to be specific). 

I am available for further freelance work, birthday parties, and dangerous missions to save the planet. Happy to provide samples and recommendations related to all three.

This is my online home. Please enjoy.