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Hello and welcome! So glad to have you joining us.

I am Tim Stevens, husband, father, booster of all things Newington, CT related etc etc. It seems unlikely you just found this site by accident so all that was probably review. Anyway, I freelance write for a variety of sites including, most prominently, Marvel.com (home of the House of Ideas) and New Paris Press (New England's online answer to the New Yorker). I also write for pure ha-ha's including the annual Tim Stevens's The January Project.

Oh, and then there's the whole almost a Doctor of Psychology thing (Psy D to be specific). 

I am available for further freelance work, birthday parties, and dangerous missions to save the planet. Happy to provide samples and recommendations related to all three.

This is my online home. Please enjoy.

 

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January 04, 2018 By: Tim Stevens
Tags: poetry, "poetry", Dashboard Confessional, The January Project
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January 4, 2018- Hands Down

“Hands Down” by Dashboard Confessional from A Mark, a Mission, a Brand, a Scar

Listen to it here

I told her all
I wanted to say

Because TV, movies, comics, and songs
had convinced me that was the way

I unspooled my heart
for her with zeal

She stared at me
in shock, unsure if I was for real

I offered her my hand
after so we could skip

She declined with
a shrug and a long silent sip

What?!
I demanded

It’s a lot
she reprimanded

But love
I insisted

This is the first words you’ve said to me
she resisted

I sighed
flattening like an old balloon

She looked at me
sad for a buffoon

Did you really
expect more

She inquired
cutting me to the core

I shrugged and
confessed a small yes

A shake of the head and a
muttered, oh your heart, god bless

A date first
she explained

Is far less odd
she maintained

I thought on this
for a sec

And decided
what the heck

Oh no
she reeled

After all that?
This discomfort will never be healed.

So that’s why I
am on here

Explaining how that new movie
is just as SJW as you fear

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Tim Stevens is Un Gajje
It's not just a nickname, it's a way of life

Hello and welcome! So glad to have you joining us.

I am Tim Stevens, husband, father, booster of all things Newington, CT related etc etc. It seems unlikely you just found this site by accident so all that was probably review. Anyway, I freelance write for a variety of sites including, most prominently, Marvel.com (home of the House of Ideas) and New Paris Press (New England's online answer to the New Yorker). I also write for pure ha-ha's including the annual Tim Stevens's The January Project.

Oh, and then there's the whole almost a Doctor of Psychology thing (Psy D to be specific). 

I am available for further freelance work, birthday parties, and dangerous missions to save the planet. Happy to provide samples and recommendations related to all three.

This is my online home. Please enjoy.