The Tuesday List: How to Respond to People

We all have to respond to people in our day to day lives. Here are the best ways.

15 Ways to Respond to Other People

15.) Stony stare

14.) Deferring task to a subordinate

13.) Smile, nod, make no effort to understand or follow up

12.) Passive aggressively

11.) Outdated catchphrases (ex: “yeah baby, YEAH!)

10.) Ask them if they want to see a magic trick, perform magic trick, leave before they remember why they approached you in the first place

9.) Sarcasm

8.) Speaking in tongues

7.) Drop smoke bomb and disappear

6.) I don’t know, be courteous and like interact with someone for once. Maybe build a sense of community? Don’t be a dick just this once and make it about yourself?!

5.) Rocket to the midsection

4.) Pretend to speak only a foreign language

3.) Will yourself to attain godhood, smite thy enemy.

2.) Vape tricks

1.) EXTREMELY passive aggressively

"It's you. You're the Rocket Man." (basementrejects.com)