January 19, 2016- Sex on Fire

“Sex on Fire” by Kings of Leon from Only by Night

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 (photo from shutterstock.com)

(photo from shutterstock.com)


Sara

My roommate won’t be home for hours!


Brad

Yay for you! Got plans?


Sara

Yeah! Is Grant gone?


Brad

When is he not?

I think he’s getting lucky with the transfer down the hall.


Sara

Her?


Brad

Yep.


Sara

Huh…your roommate’s tastes are a mystery.


Brad

Be nice. She’s cute.


Sara

Of course she is.

But would you ever think you’re roommate would have sex with her?


Brad

No, that’s a good point.

Although I think he just likes having sex.
Maybe he doesn’t have a type.


Sara

How about you? You like having sex?


Brad

Well with you, yeah.


Sara

Good answer.

You should get naked and we can try this again.


Brad

Really?!


Sara

Definitely. I haven’t had a thing on since I texted you.


Brad

Wow. Wow. Give me a second.


Sara

Hurry. Don’t leave me waiting.


Brad

Ok! Naked!


Sara

And?


Brad

In bed!


Sara

And?


Brad

And…umm…I’m ready?


Sara

If I was there, how would I know you were ready?


Brad

Because I’m naked.


Sara

*sigh* And maybe hard?


Brad

Yeah. I mean, yes!

So hard for you!


Sara

You’re not good at this.


Brad

I’ve never done this!


Sara

Well, you’ve done it once before.

Remember the wolves?


Brad

…yes.


Sara

That wasn’t so great either.


Brad

Baby…I’m trying.


Sara

:P I know you are.

Maybe this just isn’t our thing.


Brad

I’d like it to be our thing!


Sara

Ok. Give me a line. Be sexy about it.

Dirty even.

I promise, I can be a very dirty girl for you.


Brad

Oh man! Oh god, just that line is so hot.


Sara

Not as hot as where my hand is right now.


Brad

Yeah? Are you hot for me, Sara?


Sara

Soooo hot.


Brad

Oh you make me crazy!


Sara

Keep going…


Brad

I wish I was there right now.

Right next to you.



Sara

Uh-huh…don’t stop.


Brad

Touching you. Mmm, your sex is on fire.



Brad

Baby?



Brad

Are you ok?


Brad

That was bad, wasn’t it?


Sara

Terrible. You quoted dirty talk from that band I hate.


Brad

I figured since you hated them…


Sara

I wouldn’t recognize their monster hit?


Brad

Would you believe I didn’t think it through?


Sara

Yes. Yes I would.


Brad

This isn’t our thing, is it?


Sara

Not even a little.


Brad

And it’s mostly my fault?


Sara

It’s entirely your fault.