Everyone’s favorite Kayne West song to cover is “Heartless.”
I wish it was “Robocop.”
There are nine Hellraiser films.
I wish there were 9 Nightbreed films instead.
Or, even better, 9 Rawhead Rex films. Because, wow, what a bizarre world that would be.
Hammer’s #1 single of all time is “Can’t Touch This.”
I wish it was the superior in every way “Pumps and Bumps.”
I also wish the music video for it was just a loop of the scene from “Too Legit” when his family walks in on the filming of the music video.
People love Wizard of Oz.
I wish more people hated it like I do.
Most couples select romantic songs with personal significance to them for their first dance.
I wish more would choose “Strokin’” by Clarence Carter instead.
The most well-known aquatic hero is Aquaman.
I wish it was Stringray.
We have had many, many Law and Order and CSI spin-offs.
I wish we had that many M.A.N.T.I.S. and VR5 spin-offs instead.
Seems like a lot of people are blaming super hero movie for the lack of creativity in Hollywood today.
I wish they’d blame the Illuminati, a secret society that DOES exist, the real cause of all the woes in today’s film industry.
I thought this piece was a good idea when I started
I wish I had been thinking clearer.