Ahhh! No! No no no! Not that Thing.
You are, Ben. I don't even know what that other guy's doing in the office.
Not really relevant right now, Mr. Grimm. Also, please don't talk to that interstellar monster.
And moving on...
Also at Marvel.com last week, the site counted down the top 25 heroes of the past year. There was some controvery; apparently one can only determine the "best" by counting up the number of times a hero saves the Earth and choosing the one with the highest saves. That's neither here nor there though. What matters is that I wrote a few of the entries for your eyes to take in.
For those who just look at the links for me--and thank you so much for that--my entries can be found in Parts 3 and 4.
Wow, that was bracingly rude. All I did was write about how you were a top 25 hero last year. You can be a little friendlier, you know?
There--there's only one of me. And I've done nothing that would get me arrested.
You know what, never mind this. Let's just wrap here. See you next week!